So I just downloaded the WordPress app from the app store. Let me tell you this effin iPhone has to be one of the smartest purchases I’ve made In a very longtime. I’m definately known for making dumb ass purchases like those $200.00 evisu x puma jeans that don’t fit even though I tried them on at that cunt of a puma store!!!… Anyway I finally feel I’ve done something right for a change. so here is a toast to you Steven (Jobs) may your soul dance with the gods!.
My new lover
LG WATCH PHONE
So apparently you have to use a Bluetooth Headset to talk and respond to text but this right here is some next level HEATHENISTIC GADGETRY!!! whats next LG….untill then we”ll be waiting
JULY’S LOOK A-LIKES
NICE COLAB
kanye, Mr. Bentley, Andre 3000 and Sa-Ra
PANDORA
I would like to say welcome to The Heathens blog this blog will offer my opinions on a variety of topics like my new found love for www.pandora.com this website has a great concept backing it. insert an artist or song and it automatically plays songs that fit into the same criteria as the song you picked its pretty cool so check it out.
Tropicana’s Liquid CRACKKK!!
“JUICE WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE NI***”-Dave Chappelle
Well Mr. Chappelle this is what the man has hid from us for years. I sit here today to proclaim that I Mychael Hassell have found the catalyst to my utopia, it goes by the sweet name of TROPICANA PURE VALENCIA. It is 100% pasteurized Valencia oranges or liquid crack for short. This has literally changed my perspective on juice my words can’t do this juice justice so go to your local grocer asap and indulge in the liquid crack that is PURE VALENCIA.



